14:00 – Supermarket Sweep – Contestants try to sweep through the doors of the local HomePlus on mandatory closing day.
16:00 – Children’s Hour – This week’s nursery rhyme is ‘Ten Green Soju Bottles‘
18:00 – Mediocre Chef Korea – The six contestants are directed to use flavorings other than excessive amounts of chilli powder and garlic. Gordon Ramsay screams something about baby dogs when he is consequently served six bowls of white rice.
20:00 – Comedy – Morning Glory – Inappropriate and uncontrollable erections in a neighborhood stationery store.
22:00 – English Premier League Soccer Highlights – Footage of Park Ji-sung and nobody else. Ever.