14:00 – Nature Documentary – This week we take a look at the ajumma in her natural habitat. Watch as she haggles for a magnificent pink and purple visor, which she will need to keep her hair tightly permed and the sun off her face. We also study how the visor empowers even the tiniest of the species to wholeheartedly ignore the laws of physics and decency when getting on and off the subway.
16:00 – Educating Seoul – Billy-Bob teacher ponders the question of just letting the little bastards sleep through class and teaching to the wall, rather than raising his blood pressure trying to wake them all up.
18:00 – Drama – Toss English – There are some inappropriate goings on the most inappropriately named hagwon chain, whilst Peggy-Sue must decide how the hell to put her three years of experience at this place on her resume.
20:00 – Come Fly With Me – This week Korean Air goes nuts as a prissy chaebol princess dictates the direction of an entire plane.
22:00 – Great Railway Journeys – Unfortunately, we’re unable to take the piss this week, as all the trains seem to be running on time, and the fares appear to be reasonable.
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